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yet most of the "omg, look there's nazis on campus" and the swastica is drawn flat and the wrong rotation

https://discordapp.com/channels/336233207269687299/369912861243342848

lol

Lmao

ammateur

Hill Hortler

remember the college that had a meltdown because a guy littered and threw a bananna peel into a tree?

the good thing about seeing that is that the ones who seem to perpetrate these hoaxes seem to have severe deficiencies.

Mizzou?

hoil hurtler

or another college?

@Misomania How about the one claimed a bag of dog poop left on some steps was a racial attack. Then when it turned out to be left by a blind women they immediately switched to say, it was a sign that the disabled are also victims of discrimination.

Heel hatlor

that was Ole Miss @Tinytim @Misomania

Oppression gymnastics

https://www.nationalreview.com/2017/08/banana-peel-frightens-ole-miss-fraternity-retreat-canceled-mississippi/

you know what

the government should actually just step in with riot police

and get them to beat every one of them a little bit

or just let us do it

so that they actually have something to calibrate against

no need for the police to take that responsibility

i still remember the days we see condoms on the basketball court

hail hortler

but that banana is a joke

https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/06/iphone-session-replay-screenshots/?utm_source=pocket&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pockethits

because that shit is like the people who never get exposed to any allergens ending up dying when a peanut bag is opened

I was going to that college when that shit happened

just with "oppression" instead

it was amazing

@Achlys Just like when they called Newt a racist for calling Øbama the foodstamp president. Only a racist would consider a banana would have something to do with black people.

If your idea of oppression is a banana peel, you need to be sent to the work camps in siberia for a summer

imagine if they had gone to the grocery store and saw fresh bananas still in bunches 😮

@EndangeredProdigy i know, was just mocking how colleges and the students are... like with the cry closet story.

lol'

or if they were to go to a banana farm

yeah I was at the school when it happened @Misomania

they were calling for sensitivity seminars