If a female cop is stressed I’ll unwind her tight body with my 12” dick

No crime obviously in overland park

Just one night and she’ll be good as new

I would love to date a female cop...idk how to find them. You think they will try to use a strap on tho. not into that

Cool... It's like car maintenance

Should charge for that.

She can cuff me

@Kelz smaller towns mainly. They can't hang in high crime areas

The IQ in this conversation is dropping rapidly ...

I will say “you are the mightiest protector” right when i cum

@Undead Mockingbird I started drinking sorry

Not you.

Yeah, why are you guys such idiots

@Undead Mockingbird well fuck, I thought that would work.

The general soundness of statistical reasoning is of the solidity of a piece of bread.

More than 95% of cops are out here doing their job. The closest thing to "corruption" you're going to find is a dumb cop that writes you a ticket for having a car freshener hanging from your mirror.

I mean you still don’t think Russia hacked the DNC. Yeah pretty dumb

thats one of the most naive things i've ever heard

@stedly I was in KC one time. Exited the freeway and was driving thru what looked like a very nice neighborhood. Got about 2 blocks and realized I got off on the wrong exit. So I stopped to consult a map. About 2 mins later a black cop came up on me. He was pretty angry and wanted to know what I was doing in this neighborhood. I started to tell him I was lost and he said, "Boy we don't even send White cops into this neighborhood. You lucky you haven't already been killed. Now you follow me back to the freeway and don't ever come back here again."

The DNC was consensual when it got hacked by the Chinese numerous times.

Cops do nothing wrong

although 5% is a pretty large number to be fair

lol it must be the totalitarianism in their blood

@CasualSailor I have only ever come across such neighborhoods by accident.

@Undead Mockingbird Do you think he "racially profiled" me?

@CasualSailor yeah dude I lived here all my life. Black folk don't like it in the hood it's that bad. Mainly Mexicans running the place now

I love being in a free country

@CasualSailor By the letter of the word I would have to say yes, but not for the reason one usually assumes.

I’m white and male. The world was designed so people like me can jerk off all day

I pretty much just floated by on my privilege without needing to actually compete

The percent might be off. Either 2014 or 2015, whenever it was when people were very vocal about police shooting people unlawfully, there was more than 2000 lethal shootings by police officers. Only like 14 were found to be unjustified.

Back to scratching my ballsack.

Me too. I'm a floater myself.

but they investigate themselves, i dont know how that disproves corruption

Floated all the way through college, floated all the way through 60 hour work weeks.

Cops are never wrong

Just floating through those late night study sessions - with my Monster drink, like the Boomer POS I am.

IA and police don't have a fun relationship.

@Undead Mockingbird

@Kelz looking into Corey Hughes himself. Trying to figure out what precinct he’s from. To put it bluntly, there plenty of officers who come out fine from the force or even SWAT. But there are certain micro-movements from Hughes that makes me want to look to his past. He’s instantly uneasy when he speaks on “quitting”. If I may, if you want to make a stronger case for why much of a precinct may be more susceptible to racism and brutality, look into the Chicago school style of sociology.

Boomers think we live in a post racial society. It’s so cute