https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/guess-what-the-most-abundant-organism-on-earth-is-19254662/

but i thought viruses werent living

It's actually a little disappointing how aggressively he reacted to the beanie being removed, but I can imagine Tim is under a lot of pressure with his job.

look

okay

if you're doing your job, and someone takes of some of your clothing ..

are you going be all like

someone pulled a piece of clothing off your body without your consent

seems like something to react negatively to

`hey, yo, bro, don't take my beanie and shit, that shit give me journo super powers and shit`

or would be all like

`hey i'm doing shit, i don't know you, you ain't muh fren, fam`

nah i would just shoot them

yeah the moment you take tim pool's beanie all his power comes out and he can go on for 3 hours on the same topic

that's why he's getting an indie journo van

to consentrate the beanie power

the volkswagon pomobile will be rolling down the street and i'll be like

and telegraph it to him, regardless of whether he has an beanie on or not

"Hey receding hairline!"

"forehead boy" is a good one

i'm still for taking tim pool's beanie and mailing it back to him with something attached

a head?

yeah my dog's head

and a ribbon

sicko

leave tim alone

It was the guy from the tweet who took it, right? He said Tim wouldn't get it back, but it seems like he stuck around and probably gave it back.

that beanie is freegame

no

that beanie is goverment property

nah tim got all mad and didnt find it funny

if it's government property it belongs to the state

tim doesn't draw lines in the sand

he doesn't even carve them into stone

no no

he has a hemline

that's how you know where to stop

Tim won't allude to the n word

he'll say it

nazis?

and if you deny his ability to use it he'll pull the race card