Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 546843768578375699


2019-02-18 00:00:39 UTC  

at 2am in freezing weather

2019-02-18 00:00:43 UTC  

also

2019-02-18 00:00:43 UTC  

steps outside in a big puffy coat

2019-02-18 00:00:54 UTC  

IMMEDIATELY bummps into two white supremacist trump supporters who know who he has

2019-02-18 00:00:58 UTC  

have a bottle of bleach ready to go

2019-02-18 00:01:02 UTC  

and a noose-clothesline

2019-02-18 00:01:03 UTC  

:thron

2019-02-18 00:01:05 UTC  

fuck

2019-02-18 00:01:05 UTC  

gets the shit beat out of him, a noose tied around his neck, and bleach poured on him

2019-02-18 00:01:06 UTC  

🤔

2019-02-18 00:01:09 UTC  

AND THEN

2019-02-18 00:01:11 UTC  

and his sandwich is not damaged!

2019-02-18 00:01:21 UTC  

he doesn't want to call the police so he goes to his friend who tells him to call the police

2019-02-18 00:01:25 UTC  

I have to imagine, this is what the nigeria said to the other guy in the ally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSEfx6D8mA

2019-02-18 00:01:28 UTC  

when the police get there he has the noose on

2019-02-18 00:01:32 UTC  

why was the noose on?

2019-02-18 00:01:34 UTC  

to preserve evidence

2019-02-18 00:01:41 UTC  

...but he didn't want to call the cops.

2019-02-18 00:01:49 UTC  

so why would he keep it on to preserve evidence.

2019-02-18 00:01:54 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2019-02-18 00:02:13 UTC  

like i said

2019-02-18 00:02:21 UTC  

the actions and steps were too "perfect"

2019-02-18 00:02:29 UTC  

Plot twist, they are actually just Empire fans who were paid by the show's producers to drain the swamp and make the show better.

2019-02-18 00:02:37 UTC  

a perfect 1-dimensional evildoer(s)

and the "i don't wanna bother police" innocent victim

2019-02-18 00:04:18 UTC  

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2019-02-18 00:04:22 UTC  

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2019-02-18 00:04:54 UTC  

perfect, like a 10th moth abortion.

2019-02-18 00:05:47 UTC  

I was just thinking "what is a good way to throw away all this excess student loan money I borrowed" and here comes the bot answering my question without me having to ask

2019-02-18 00:06:04 UTC  

daily reminder that countries beneath sea level should also be beneath contempt

2019-02-18 00:06:34 UTC  

🇳🇱 ⬇ 🌊 🌊 🌊

2019-02-18 00:06:52 UTC  

wat

2019-02-18 00:07:01 UTC  

why you linking my native flag!

2019-02-18 00:07:34 UTC  

bye bye discord

2019-02-18 00:07:38 UTC  

oof

2019-02-18 00:07:43 UTC  

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

2019-02-18 00:07:44 UTC  

your aquafresh nation belongs under the waves, m'ladio

2019-02-18 00:07:51 UTC  

@dobatag y u leave?

2019-02-18 00:07:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/546845293732167681/Screen_Shot_2019-02-17_at_7.07.44_PM.png

2019-02-18 00:08:08 UTC  

🦀 = cancer