lmfao

@dobatag FTFY

😱

**__#3305** just left the server.

I honestly don't mind with or without the cap

he needs to shave all of it off

Just shave the remaining head hair and go the Stefan Molyneux route

then grow out the beard

yea

also get jacked

He already exersizes

is his van done yet

no he needs to be on roids

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He's been working up his Subverse channel

BROOOTTTEEEIIINNN

Roids shrink the genitals

I wanna see a blue and gray beanie

Or my camo beanie, it'll keep his dome warm

early balding is a marker of high testosterone though

he'd get jacked fast

My younger brother is having receding hairline in the front

I think when I start losing my hair, it's gonna be on the top, like my father

Or not at all, like my late grandfather

i'm pretty sure the balding gene is down the mother's side

also there are more bald men than there are lefthanded people

He is 35, I am 37

so ...

Almost 37

your dad is two years younger than you ?

#BaldPrideWorldWide

No!

being bald is easy, you just have to shave the rest and claim to have cancer. everyone will be nice

then to excuse your lack of funeral you say you beat it, you get gifts

sit on it

and claim it came back again

👌🏻

I just get a very low crew cut

what's wrong with having a dad younger than you?

fucking bigots

My dad was shorter than me and the last time I saw him I called him a manlet