Then I roped my GF in and she chose a Swedish name with umlauts and everything.

Soy vey...

*MORE* Eastern Europeans popped out of the woodwork and started messaging her.

Yet, when I use an Eastern European word... I get "clever" English speakers.

Geez

Your children are going to be the whitest of the white people

Probably.

And that's okay.

Even the bits of food between their teeth will be racist, homophobic Hitlers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJ34h7Vi0g

You paint an enticing scenario, friend.

nigs i swear

It's ironic

I prefer nordic mythology to other branches of European paganism

But Greek is my fave

Nordic stuff is interesting.

Also, is Swedish vagene like swiss cheese?

the nords are dumb

I'll go find out.

Color, texture...

y u linking breitbart

I saw duh BreetBurt earlier

Like 2 minutes ago on their IG

Closest I've been to Swedish vagene was this Michigan chick who swore she was 99.9% Swedish.

Likely.

I just want a nice young white woman who does vagina pilates

It helps to be picky

On *that* topic...

Never tell a woman "I'm not too picky".

BIX

*smacks lips*

NOODZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3sTiFszKk

I cannot stand the way that guy talks.

*wE hAvE a nEw gAy cHaRaCtEr tHo*

Wait what? Who's gay now, Luke Skywalker?

I see boobs and a retarded girl

The perfect combination

For... RACISTS