kill his cousin

yeah

in the face

with a spoon

Also god bless Pence, Rubio and Bolton

u have to kill his cousin and marry his mom

make her father ur child

make him call u daddy

that is the country way

but hell like that too

damnit

@dobatag knows what he's talking about, he's his own uncle.

how to get insta-death'd 101
step 1: live in an area with a lot of liberals
step 2: show even the slightest sign of supporting trump

Just call him the N word and run

Well, also think about being stuck defending your Trump-supporting ass in a Canadian criminal court because you yelled sufficiently loudly at the person defacing your Trump sticker in a coffee shop.

@ʇooNʇooN 😱

fry

step 3: ????
step 4: Profit?

wait no fry was his own grandpa

lmfao

insta-death'd or rabbit hunting?

legally change you name to `nigger` then watch everyone squirm

true

then run for office

my pronouns are jewkin and niggerself

and watch everyone literally shit themselves

in Canada, legally change your pronouns.

``nigga moment``

how to get insta-death'd in Venezuela:
1-Be

real nigga hours tbh

_require_ the Canadian government to call you "ma nigga" instead of "mr"

also im not ||black||

people who say nigga instead of nigger are untrustworthy

Change your pronouns to Niggah and Niggeh

"tha nigga" instead of "they"

what about niggy

i like saying niggie and niggy a lot

more fun

what about nibba?

@Paradox correct because they're black people

actually