ok that's more believable

so he vandalized ur property

and it's cool?

vandalize his

vandalize his butthole

thats the law here

but he'll like that

that's gay

no

it's not if u dont look him in the eyes

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1427/9954/products/DTC-BUMPS-TP45-WH_900x900.jpg?v=1535055241 this one

draw on his clothes

blood fued

that's a lie, and u may be gay

kill his cousin

yeah

in the face

with a spoon

Also god bless Pence, Rubio and Bolton

u have to kill his cousin and marry his mom

make her father ur child

make him call u daddy

that is the country way

but hell like that too

damnit

@dobatag knows what he's talking about, he's his own uncle.

how to get insta-death'd 101
step 1: live in an area with a lot of liberals
step 2: show even the slightest sign of supporting trump

Just call him the N word and run

Well, also think about being stuck defending your Trump-supporting ass in a Canadian criminal court because you yelled sufficiently loudly at the person defacing your Trump sticker in a coffee shop.

@ʇooNʇooN 😱

fry

step 3: ????
step 4: Profit?

wait no fry was his own grandpa

lmfao

insta-death'd or rabbit hunting?

legally change you name to `nigger` then watch everyone squirm

true

then run for office

my pronouns are jewkin and niggerself

and watch everyone literally shit themselves

in Canada, legally change your pronouns.