Are you a pedo? yes

my pickup lines are the best

@Dimorac that hits home like a fuckin truck

@Metal I'm sorry my dude ❤ ❤

Are you a chinese factory? Cause I wanna put kids in you

are you like cocaine? no? ok

I want to use your skin to make a lampshade. Because you light up my life

my eyes are as blue as the star of david

Just wanna bust a nut in a watermelon

and my hair as gold as the desert

Insert watermelon. Post pics

the reward for no-fap november is the porn you get DM'd over the month

help build Dazzie's reward.

@Dimorac you good b 💜

the reward for no fap november is annoying nightly boners

no

just no

and my vagina is sandy

oh yeah no-fap is healthy til the 3rd day

Why is the no for?

sperm production runs on a 3 day cycle

that happened on the second day m8

i came after i seen a girl

in my class

after that it starts being abnormal

lol

with a short skirt 😲

niggas gotta work out

today is the day the real no fap begins

Gonna go super saiyan on the 30th

itll help against it

Abnormal how?

I came when her burka caught the wind and revealed her ankle

grab a barbell instead of your dick

you homos

Also you got any idea when testostrone production will start dropping?

4th day

Working out does not help you stop being horny it just makes you too tired to jerk it

blue balls doesnt start til 4 days in

dazzie's nut's gonna shoot down piercing the ground, permanently breaking scotland off from the uk and becoming a seperate island