Message from @Hatter

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2018-11-04 12:01:32 UTC  

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2018-11-04 12:02:50 UTC  

If autism could solve problems then this discord would have fixed world hunger, global warming and my depression. But all of these things are still here so autism is gay

2018-11-04 12:07:45 UTC  

remember to nut folks

2018-11-04 12:07:57 UTC  

Absolutely nut.

2018-11-04 12:08:50 UTC  

Already have

2018-11-04 12:09:52 UTC  

I mean it's a nice idea, stopping people from nutting to raise awareness for nut cancer *but not nutting for a prolonged period raises your chances of nut cancer*

2018-11-04 12:10:32 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties i studied it because i was good at it

2018-11-04 12:13:20 UTC  

Lolgay

2018-11-04 12:15:42 UTC  

wait

2018-11-04 12:15:59 UTC  

nut cancer is a thing?

2018-11-04 12:18:21 UTC  

You can get cancer literally anywhere

2018-11-04 12:18:22 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-04 12:18:36 UTC  

But yes, testicular cancer is fairly common

2018-11-04 12:18:53 UTC  

Not nutting for too long increases the chance of nut cancer

2018-11-04 12:18:55 UTC  

Increased levels of testosterone leads to prostate cancer (ass cancer)

2018-11-04 12:19:23 UTC  

look chances are as a human

2018-11-04 12:19:25 UTC  

you're going to die of cancer

2018-11-04 12:19:27 UTC  

so

2018-11-04 12:19:33 UTC  

just always assume you'll live to 40 then die

2018-11-04 12:19:36 UTC  

if you make it past 40

2018-11-04 12:19:37 UTC  

gratsd

2018-11-04 12:19:42 UTC  

but assume you're going to die at 40.

2018-11-04 12:20:00 UTC  

what happens if you nut too much tho?

2018-11-04 12:20:06 UTC  

you go bald

2018-11-04 12:20:08 UTC  

and lose your hair

2018-11-04 12:20:13 UTC  

and look like shit

2018-11-04 12:20:15 UTC  

and have low T levels

2018-11-04 12:20:15 UTC  

Erectile dysfunction

2018-11-04 12:20:18 UTC  

you grow tits

2018-11-04 12:22:02 UTC  

Jesus will throw you into soul jail for nutting too much.

2018-11-04 12:22:14 UTC  

A 2007 study on rats found that frequent masturbation lowered androgen receptors in their brains. Androgen receptors help your body use testosterone.

2018-11-04 12:22:31 UTC  

most tests on rats are pretty =/= people

2018-11-04 12:22:52 UTC  

since our physiology is pretty close

2018-11-04 12:22:56 UTC  

tldr, beating your dick too mcuh is bad

2018-11-04 12:23:01 UTC  

not beating your dick too much is bad

2018-11-04 12:23:05 UTC  

it doesnt matter either way

2018-11-04 12:23:08 UTC  

Define too much please

2018-11-04 12:23:10 UTC  

you're going to die from cancer at 40

2018-11-04 12:23:23 UTC  

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2018-11-04 12:23:44 UTC  

lets put it out back