God knows how my mam didn't smother me in my sleep

“I hate how i was as a kid therefore obviously all kids are little shits” Yeah? @coattailsandbowties

She probably tried.

Didn't work

oof

I won't sleep until my misses comes back and tells me like.

I don't see how you could

you want a boy or a girl?

or a trap?

Depends a lot on how you raise kids

Both

Oh

A girl.

*Passes out ln the sofa*

what'll you name her?

Aaahhh

@Turtle I don't mind the idea of kids in general tbh. I don't want one because I'd be a horrible mother and I don't wanna inflict that on an innocent life.

@coattailsandbowtieshardly coats.

@coattailsandbowties You sure it's not the hair?

@Tea any ideas for baby names?

Shush you silly boi @Red Pulsating Rod

@Semen Demon the worst male name on this planet is Keith. It's disgusting.

Pedo name.

@Todd Ok todd you win

If any of you are named Keith you're a faggot.

Serious chat time @Red Pulsating Rod

Kids should be raised with a good moral compass existentialism is for grown ups haha. @coattailsandbowties also i know i was just kidding.

is james good?

what would be worse? having a kid more autistic than you are, or a complete normie?

Nah.

Kevin too

Fuck kevins

normie would be better

I like Arran.

For a boy.

Jordan is an awful name

what?

Jordan's shit too.

Luke is a bad name, take my word for it

Why am I gulaged

shoosh