holy shit you people are actually fucking hipsters

the commercial internet is older than I am

iktf, i've been up since 2am today because i fell asleep at 7pm @coattailsandbowties

and I'm 21

*doxed*

i remember back in the day thinking i was well edgy watching shane dawson

and playing club penguin

CP was the shit

I feel old on this server until turtle hops on

I got banned from club penguin too many times lol

saying fuck half of them

on my windows 2000 PC that was in my parents room with a slow as fuck DSL connection

I was a kid when 4chan did their infamous habbo hotel raids and I was one of the pissed off kiddies playing habbo before I knew what 4chan was

pools closed

I used to have a pc that was older than me with a monitor like an old tv screen and a tower that was white and had been drawn all over in blue permanent marker

FLEXING THEM CLUB PENGUIN VIEWS

***G E N Z N O S T A L G I A***

AIDS in the pool

The pool is closed due to aids and stingrays

just had a terrorist attack in melbourne. perpetrator's dead.

which also have aids

I 'member Steve Erwin

Just everything is aids

@Deleted User i was a club penguin prostitute

infamous crocodile hunter

goes out like a bitch to a stingray

I was one of those nibbas that begged for gold in runescape at lumbridge

D @OfficerOmnicide YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

that's like dying to a grunt in halo 2

YOU DONT GET TO MENTION HIS NME

K so get this shit

gib gold

Runescape jew

except stingrays are super dangerous when threatened

fuckstick

Careful, tequila is australian.

pfft

Steve Irwin was a closeted furry @tequila