Oof

Primary school was when I was a good little muslim so it was super basic, and the school itself was christian

dick slap

@coattailsandbowties nah mine is pretty good.. just makes me an emotional mess rn cause my body isnt used to it

ah I getcha

Nah the dick slap was on the face

nah i slapped her in the face with my dick

WOOOOWWW

GINX

JFC YOU GUYS

wew lad

It was fucking hilarious tbh

I laughed so hard

and you lot call me bad.

Tell em

its the only details we ever told

we dont tell about what we do

To do list: Dickslap someone

authentic shroom stamps

I just met a regular at the bar I'm in, it feels like I'm watching myself get cheated on

@󠀀󠀀AK can recommend

We only tell that story cause its fucking HILARIOUS

Is that when you almost pissed the bed or is that another time?

i ran out the bathroom yelling like a viking jumped on the bed and slap her with it while she was confused and slightly frightened

When who pissed the bed?

HAHA that still makes me laugh T

its the little things huh?

that really matters

little things.... kek

Heard something about ah I think tickling was involved?

I didnt know wtf was going on tbh, but I realised quickly n burst out laughing

Omg no

glad you caught that tshirt

I can't wait till my "uk tour" Imma hit up all your cities and get absolutely pished

Tshirt has threatened to tickle me til I piss myself

@Shmeh stay away

Thats what it was coat

No

Not going near me, thank god.

ahhhh I knew it was there for a reason

yah she never got that but threatened it yes