Message from @sweatercowsandsass
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I used to play pool With a mate and let him win, then put money down and take some Randi to the cleaners
when i was trained by John FUCKING Daly
They're cheap.
You were t-shirt?
Wait isnt that the one armed bandit
The fuck.
nigga taught me the long drive
@Shmeh ayyy that's a hustle
Yee
Or is that someone else?
its all rythym
if you lanky you got them beat
Is he the one armed bandit tho?
only way to outdrive a lanky guy is to power swing
NO
i played the bandit
Rofk
dude is AWESOME
That guy is badass
Power swinging is so hard to accurate
yah well they let me go first then choke knowing they cant beat it normal
try to power hit and fuck up
i only lost to one mark
and that was the bandit
you know the bandit goes around incognito and plays randoms?
What
Really?
I caddied on the most famous golf course in N.I, I learned that shit. Was still bad at golf though
thats how he got the name
No way
I think my lights just flickered... wtf ahahaha
nigga crushes par 3 comps
That’s mad
we played best outta 5 and i lost 2-3
Yeah Scotland is gonna get the "storm" belfast just had. Expect floods
I've never played actual golf tby
dude is a fucking beast at pin shots
And sideways rain
he laughed at me and let me welch the bet
@Shmeh yeah I thought so, well expecting it