Message from @sweatercowsandsass

Discord ID: 510605285367349259


2018-11-10 00:01:07 UTC  

I'm a bar tender, pool and darts money is my bread and butter

2018-11-10 00:01:17 UTC  

Roastie toastie yer das a postie.

2018-11-10 00:01:27 UTC  

My dad used to go to this pool hall near his and take me with him when I was a kid. Used to teach me when he was waiting on his pals coming round.

2018-11-10 00:01:29 UTC  

i can only drive 30yrds further than my 3iron so saying ill use an iron isnt much diff..... but they think im just a cocky kid

2018-11-10 00:01:41 UTC  

so we up the stakes

2018-11-10 00:01:56 UTC  

They'll up the stakes thinking your cocky.

2018-11-10 00:02:04 UTC  

Did it happen a lot.

2018-11-10 00:02:04 UTC  

yep and ill show cash

2018-11-10 00:02:13 UTC  

Then he'd go to his pals house and get stoned and they'd all play darts and I'd thrash them cause they were all fucked

2018-11-10 00:02:15 UTC  

they love when they see you with cash

2018-11-10 00:02:17 UTC  

Oof. Way to show stones

2018-11-10 00:02:25 UTC  

Weird flex but ok

2018-11-10 00:02:29 UTC  

they want that cash and to teach you a lesson

2018-11-10 00:02:33 UTC  

cause they old

2018-11-10 00:02:41 UTC  

@Shmeh all about them weird flex's

2018-11-10 00:02:41 UTC  

I used to play round the clock on the dart board.

2018-11-10 00:02:48 UTC  

Because I was pish.

2018-11-10 00:02:49 UTC  

I actually like darts

2018-11-10 00:02:57 UTC  

I wanna get a dart board now....

2018-11-10 00:03:04 UTC  

You should.

2018-11-10 00:03:06 UTC  

Put pics of Lebens on it

2018-11-10 00:03:07 UTC  

I used to play pool With a mate and let him win, then put money down and take some Randi to the cleaners

2018-11-10 00:03:08 UTC  

when i was trained by John FUCKING Daly

2018-11-10 00:03:10 UTC  

They're cheap.

2018-11-10 00:03:20 UTC  

You were t-shirt?

2018-11-10 00:03:21 UTC  

Wait isnt that the one armed bandit

2018-11-10 00:03:22 UTC  

The fuck.

2018-11-10 00:03:24 UTC  

nigga taught me the long drive

2018-11-10 00:03:25 UTC  

@Shmeh ayyy that's a hustle

2018-11-10 00:03:30 UTC  

Yee

2018-11-10 00:03:30 UTC  

Or is that someone else?

2018-11-10 00:03:35 UTC  

its all rythym

2018-11-10 00:03:43 UTC  

if you lanky you got them beat

2018-11-10 00:03:54 UTC  

Is he the one armed bandit tho?

2018-11-10 00:03:58 UTC  

only way to outdrive a lanky guy is to power swing

2018-11-10 00:03:59 UTC  

NO

2018-11-10 00:04:03 UTC  

i played the bandit

2018-11-10 00:04:06 UTC  

Rofk

2018-11-10 00:04:08 UTC  

dude is AWESOME

2018-11-10 00:04:10 UTC  

That guy is badass

2018-11-10 00:04:15 UTC  

Power swinging is so hard to accurate