I'm a bar tender, pool and darts money is my bread and butter

Roastie toastie yer das a postie.

My dad used to go to this pool hall near his and take me with him when I was a kid. Used to teach me when he was waiting on his pals coming round.

i can only drive 30yrds further than my 3iron so saying ill use an iron isnt much diff..... but they think im just a cocky kid

so we up the stakes

They'll up the stakes thinking your cocky.

Did it happen a lot.

yep and ill show cash

Then he'd go to his pals house and get stoned and they'd all play darts and I'd thrash them cause they were all fucked

they love when they see you with cash

Oof. Way to show stones

Weird flex but ok

they want that cash and to teach you a lesson

cause they old

@Shmeh all about them weird flex's

I used to play round the clock on the dart board.

Because I was pish.

I actually like darts

I wanna get a dart board now....

You should.

Put pics of Lebens on it

I used to play pool With a mate and let him win, then put money down and take some Randi to the cleaners

when i was trained by John FUCKING Daly

They're cheap.

You were t-shirt?

Wait isnt that the one armed bandit

The fuck.

nigga taught me the long drive

@Shmeh ayyy that's a hustle

Yee

Or is that someone else?

its all rythym

if you lanky you got them beat

Is he the one armed bandit tho?

only way to outdrive a lanky guy is to power swing

NO

i played the bandit

Rofk

dude is AWESOME

That guy is badass

Power swinging is so hard to accurate