I guess i could stay up

I need to masterbate

go

thats important, get your 5 a day in.

wait

Wait

it is no nut november

FUCK

Dead meme.

Maybe i should exersize?

depressito

and you are saying no nut is a dead meme

i already failed that challenge as november was started, like 1am.

me too

I am the dead meme

so i have a free pass on all of that shit.

Fuck it im just gonna do sit ups

Nothing better to do

Does no nut mean also no pistachios

Yes

That's way more of an issue

especially no pistachios

Damn

No nuts whatsoever

This is worse than ramadan

Squirells fail

Epic fail

Pistachios are like 6 nuts combined

Why does sin taste so good

because you think you get away with it.

Bad things always taste the best

Prime example being pistachios

so steak is bad ?

Theres a joke to be made here

I don't know if I could live with the guilt

Yes @Dead

This is becoming puritan

You killed an innocent cow for that

No fun only eat oatmeal

ohh right, i see the logic. too bad i see cows as giant steak dispensers

@Jâc you ate this nigga