gotta sniff it first

only if I can sniff her first

schmeckels

Don't sniff your finger fag

He's been fingering his daughter for years now

Fucking hell 😂

OH NOW EVERYONE GOES SILENT

Yeah

Wew

On a whim I shaved my glorious beard and I now must just wait for it to return ;-;

Worst mistake EVER lol

grow a moustache

I can't grow one well without the beard, it just doesn't look right.

My grandfather on the other hand at my age had full fucking handlebars

different times

Is jamie buying feet girls?

Apparently he wants my daughter

Can i have the rights to your second born?

I don't even have a first born. Also knowing my track record any spawn I have will be to a mother who knows who to use a bat

Jesus ahah

Ok, why are the camp upgrades in red dead 2 so fucking useless

welp sajid javid just ditched asia bibi's asylum app

grounds that it'll incite civil unrest in muslim population

guess she'll probably end up in italy

Sup ni66ers?

When you drop that N bomb but spell it wrong just in case your mom is looking over your shoulder

Nah I’m taking a sh!t rn so no one can see me, I’m trying something out is all

Nignogs

Niggeronis

Lawn furniture

Watermelon men

Take down CNN’s cell towers first

They don’t need them

Oh fuck you’re right

To be fair they have probably already destroyed the landscape around them just with their fake news.

Who wanna play Minecraft?

Anyways ttyl got work

Okay Steve.

dude looks like a lego man

Imagine if him and her had a kid