until a wind blows and your head is pokin out

alternatively just say no homo

tucking is an art

Imma upgrade my PC, buy weed and hire a hooker with that money. 3 of the things he hated

Just wear socks.

If you have socks on it's not gay.

i wear socks during sex

Oh I know.

Oh

Wearing socks while sleeping is slang for sleeping with half a dick inside here

If I wear a condom technically I am not touching the boipussy so its all ok

Got pegged by my gf today lads

Felt good

But condoms are gay.

Infact, technically we aren't touching anything anyway

No creampie.

Science says that nothing touches

what do you mean no

why are there so many people on this discord called i finger my daughter

sad ending

We just get really really close, then magnetic force stops us

I'm old Gregg

So techically

I can fuck a man and not be gay

that's not how magnetism works

Cuz we ain't touching

you cant quantum dynamics your way out of being gay

Shut up

it's not magnetism

Don't defy SCIENCE

you fucking retard

YOU HERETIC

Should you not be asleep?

no, it's only 11:20

No it's sleep time.

11:18

For you.

Isn't 99% of matter just empty space anyway, so fucking a man is like fucking the air, not gay

go to bed dino

No.

I'm millionare for ugandan standars, so fuck ya'll