Message from @󠀀󠀀AK

Discord ID: 510956084723449866


2018-11-10 23:14:47 UTC  

so thats about 10 usd?

2018-11-10 23:14:48 UTC  

And you got USD

2018-11-10 23:14:54 UTC  

If my granddad died today, he would have nothing left, all of his retirement money goes to fuel, ammunition, and vodka

2018-11-10 23:14:59 UTC  

as if you arent getting one @󠀀󠀀AK

2018-11-10 23:15:02 UTC  

@󠀀󠀀AK The trap will get a boner, you might even feel it.

2018-11-10 23:15:27 UTC  

@soup dad shhhh, if I use the waistband trick it doesn't count

2018-11-10 23:15:51 UTC  

until a wind blows and your head is pokin out

2018-11-10 23:15:54 UTC  

alternatively just say no homo

2018-11-10 23:16:00 UTC  

tucking is an art

2018-11-10 23:16:01 UTC  

Imma upgrade my PC, buy weed and hire a hooker with that money. 3 of the things he hated

2018-11-10 23:16:02 UTC  

Just wear socks.

2018-11-10 23:16:09 UTC  

If you have socks on it's not gay.

2018-11-10 23:16:13 UTC  

i wear socks during sex

2018-11-10 23:16:19 UTC  

Oh I know.

2018-11-10 23:16:22 UTC  

Oh

2018-11-10 23:16:37 UTC  

Wearing socks while sleeping is slang for sleeping with half a dick inside here

2018-11-10 23:16:51 UTC  

If I wear a condom technically I am not touching the boipussy so its all ok

2018-11-10 23:16:55 UTC  

Got pegged by my gf today lads

2018-11-10 23:16:58 UTC  

Felt good

2018-11-10 23:17:01 UTC  

But condoms are gay.

2018-11-10 23:17:03 UTC  

Infact, technically we aren't touching anything anyway

2018-11-10 23:17:04 UTC  

No creampie.

2018-11-10 23:17:14 UTC  

Science says that nothing touches

2018-11-10 23:17:15 UTC  

what do you mean no

2018-11-10 23:17:17 UTC  

why are there so many people on this discord called i finger my daughter

2018-11-10 23:17:18 UTC  

sad ending

2018-11-10 23:17:30 UTC  

We just get really really close, then magnetic force stops us

2018-11-10 23:17:33 UTC  

I'm old Gregg

2018-11-10 23:17:35 UTC  

So techically

2018-11-10 23:17:44 UTC  

I can fuck a man and not be gay

2018-11-10 23:17:58 UTC  

that's not how magnetism works

2018-11-10 23:18:00 UTC  

Cuz we ain't touching

2018-11-10 23:18:03 UTC  

you cant quantum dynamics your way out of being gay

2018-11-10 23:18:03 UTC  

Shut up

2018-11-10 23:18:07 UTC  

it's not magnetism

2018-11-10 23:18:09 UTC  

Don't defy SCIENCE

2018-11-10 23:18:12 UTC  

you fucking retard

2018-11-10 23:18:13 UTC  

YOU HERETIC

2018-11-10 23:18:14 UTC  

Should you not be asleep?

2018-11-10 23:18:34 UTC  

no, it's only 11:20

2018-11-10 23:18:39 UTC  

No it's sleep time.