Not when shes always looking up

@tequila you take land down under to a whole other level.

Hey Tequila if you ever need a job I need someone to cut my Bonsai tree

its not a bit of wonder she fancies the slavic willy, shes bound to have... low standards

Hope the task is not too big for you

It is

Lol

Shed need a ladder for the bonsai tree

Ye

I cant think of any bants atm

It's her bed time

She’d need a treehouse for the bonsai tree.

Thats why she isnt responding

drawer time*

Are we actually bullying a smol midget into committing mass murder?

Its 1800 dollars for lifetime membership...

She couldn't even come into the drawer

Climb

@tequila watch you dont get short changed

Shes gotta lay on the floor

@tequila found you a gun.

Fuck it the dude in melbourne did it with knives im doing it with knived

Ruger is taking no prisoners

@tequila I dunno if she could reach the trigger

Hey tequila, if you need transport to come and kill me I got one of those ships inside a bottle

@tequila What do you and stuart little have in common... your always a little..

Or an RC plane

tbh i aint that scared, I live very far away from her... but on the other hand it is a... small world

Lol

Omg

This is incredible

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

God im terrible at bants

No wonder you're the Secret police Papa Ruger

Don’t be afraid to reach for your dreams of getting the membership @tequila oh wait, I forgot that reaching for things is hard for you.

Boot licker

@tequila tbh i reckon all of these puns have gone over your head

haha

Omfg

Jeez

wow that was so be*littling*