sounds funny, link?

the turtle one

No bc that's fucking weird

fatigue

no shit

@coattailsandbowties I cant do that boss

English is hard

Bc dogs have fur and I'm not a furry

scales

But what of water animals?

your name says otherwise

mmmm

what are you then

@KaptonK stop fapping to dolphins

plant fuckers

u rit

I can dream can’t I?

protocistae fuckers

That was the part of the English GCSEs that I absolutely hated, because I didn't have the emotional understanding to infer that shit 😂

prokaryote fuckers

I fuck eukaryotic cells thank you

My name isn't my choice 😔

Eventually I just made that shit up, got better marks than I ever did before

you can change it

I write too much context my teacher goes "youre writing a history essay"

as long as you sound like a blonde starbucks libtard when you read it back you'll get an A

then I wanna die

Wow

Take it from someone who got decent gcse's they don't matter at all

Just pass nibba

'the colour of the X evokes a sense of Y through the emotional connection to Z'

evokes is a great filler word

makes you sound like you're full of enough shit to pass

Pretty crazy how nature does that

oh the prankvolt guy even posted his channel in content promotion

they care if you pass

and nothing more

^

All you need is 5 passes incl maths and english for 99% of colleges, or rarely 5 bs

pass maths and english and thats good enough for some colleges

Just do what I did and wank your way through high school