The fuck you saying

Aye no been on the dole since aboot 16 unlike yer Aunty Mags with her 40 a day habit.

It's like watching two foreign kids try to speak English

Weak patter Whiski.

You must be steamin of a bottle of Stella.

Its funny isint it @󠀀󠀀AK

ENGLISH

YOU CAN'T STEAM A BOTTLE

SYNTAX

Aye am

Steamin means drunk.

Whiski dosent speak it @soup dad

He's steaming oaf a bottle

He knows it Tae.

Oaf?

Of.

What a form of grain

Barley.

@Tea your patters like toothpaste

Big Gary barley here. @Deleted User

@Tea comes out ae a tube if you didny ken

https://youtu.be/gUqnWX6KK7Y

Despite you explaining it, i still cant speak scotish

You look at yer electric toothbrush in the morning and wish yer arsehole had teeth

I understand that though

Yer name's Whiski because you dream of drinking it.

Right I'm done now.

@Tea aye you, way fuck off by te your renta-cop job

@Deleted User already at it. Dismantled you like yer front porch lawn chair ya root.

You greetin yit

tfw because half asian about 4 shots of bacardi almost made me puke

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Do you understand this?@FUCK fire

understand what?

@Tea I'll fold you like a deckchair

aye that's me done

canny be arsed

You just recycled what I said to you.

What.

This weird dialect these two are speaking

Weak patter