@Leeroy lmao

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Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that

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This is making my phone glitch out

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Party Rock 👌😎👌😎👌😎📢is in the house tonight✨🏚️🏠🌙but you know who's not?😂🤔🍆🍑💧💧a FATHER👌FIGURE😂👌🧔🏃🏁👩‍👧‍👦🏳️‍🌈💯💯hit that MF like button🤜🤜🔴

what are with these these messages

Israel is not a <:real:437117551089287180> state

BOO ✋🏿👻 NIGGA 🖖🏿✌🏿 said the cat 🐱⬅️ with the gat ➡️🔫 GIVE ME ⬇️ ALL YO SHIT ⬆️ 💩 OR YOU ALL ⬆️👪 GETTIN CLAPPED 🔫💀

go on your laptop or pc idiot

OH SHIT I WAS ON DATA

Just a friendly ☺️🌈 PSA reminder🛑: Only 😤 the strong 💪🏋️‍♀️comrades 💂‍♂️ who survive🤺 No ❌🚫Nut 🌰 November 💦💦💦 deserve to reap 🌟🎖️ the 🏆 benefits 🥇 of Destroy 👊 Dick 🍆 December❄️. Good 👍 Luck ☘️ Comrades 💂, only the 💪strongest 🏋️‍♂️ survive ☀️ in this battle 💣 of 😤 wills 🍌.

I'm at work you stupid fucking homo @Red Pulsating Rod

I✋😌swear 🅰️2️⃣4️⃣ is the 👉only 👈 entertainment 📽🎞company 💼that matters at this📍point😤. 📆Year📆after📆year📆they have been constantly🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔 making ⚗️pure⚗️cinematic masterpieces👨‍🎨🎥 that are special 💫and unique. I still 👏can’t get over movies like Enemy👱🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♂️, Ex Machina🤖, Ghost Story👻🥧, Hereditary🐦, First Reformed✝️💣, The Lobster👨🏻🐶, Mid90s📹🧒🏻, etc. I think🤔 this 👇😜is the💯 best 💯year for 🅰️2️⃣4️⃣ so far 🏆🥇and I don’t👎 🙅‍♀️want them to 🛑stop🛑making movies🎞🎦anytime soon🔜. These guys 🧔🏻🚫👩🏻👩🏽at 🅰️2️⃣4️⃣ are legends🧚‍♀️🐉. I feel like they are the➡️ only⬅️people😠 that actually still give a shit🤲💩 for filmmaking👨‍🍳🎥. Hats 🤠off😃 to whoever 🧐was responsible for creating the company💰 of 🅰️2️⃣4️⃣.

What the fuck

Just a friendly ☺️🌈 PSA reminder🛑: Only 😤 the strong 💪🏋️‍♀️comrades 💂‍♂️ who survive🤺 No ❌🚫Nut 🌰 November 💦💦💦 deserve to reap 🌟🎖️ the 🏆 benefits 🥇 of Destroy 👊 Dick 🍆 December❄️. Good 👍 Luck ☘️ Comrades 💂, only the 💪strongest 🏋️‍♂️ survive ☀️ in this battle 💣 of 😤 wills 🍌.

Just a friendly ☺️🌈 PSA reminder🛑: Only 😤 the strong 💪🏋️‍♀️comrades 💂‍♂️ who survive🤺 No ❌🚫Nut 🌰 November 💦💦💦 deserve to reap 🌟🎖️ the 🏆 benefits 🥇 of Destroy 👊 Dick 🍆 December❄️. Good 👍 Luck ☘️ Comrades 💂, only the 💪strongest 🏋️‍♂️ survive ☀️ in this battle 💣 of 😤 wills 🍌.

@Deleted User Ok you euro fuck, go work for your shitty desk job

Image☁️daddy Elon 🍆💦💦💦 watching 👀you👆 while you sleep 😴 As he👨‍💻 tucks you in🛌 and kisses 😘 you goodnight🌚 He reaches up your 🍑 and whispers 🥨 in your 👂🏼 💦💦 I’ll launch 🚀 my rocket into your🍑🍑 This mere thought☁️ makes me🥜🥜 to daddy Elon’s 🍆💦💦 long long 🍆Daddy Elon 🍆💦💦 looks 👀 at me with that 😏😏😏 in his eye 👁, suddenly I want😩😩 some of his Elon 🍆 musk🍆💦💦💦Daddy Elon.

Jews are such Jews.

@Red Pulsating Rod I'm a machine technician

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@Deleted User shit

I think reading this is giving me cancer

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@Deleted User got em

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<@&418479903571443713> <@&498259609316884520> <@&473111631946317824> 🚨ATTENTION!🚨 All 😜 Epic ✔ Fortnite 🎮 Gamers 🎮 This is 💋 Johnny 🔥 Sins 🚒 I've taken the ⛔ No 💦 Nut 📆 November vow 🙏 and you 👊 have too 📱 I've put tracking 📶 devices in all of your 💣 balls 💣 and if I find out 🍆 you 🥒 cum 💦 before 📆 December 1st 😎 I'll fuck your mom 👩 your wife 👱‍♀️ your sister 👧 AND you 😍 PEACE ☮

Smokin hot

Kanye 🙏🏾 swung open 👐 the door 🔑🔑🔑 to the White House 🏠🏠 Oval Office 🏢🏢🏢 and saw Donald sitting at his desk with his head 💆💆 down ⬇⬇ looking at some papers. The sound 👂👂👂 of the door 🔑🔑 slamming against the wall made Donald look 👁 up ☝ "Kanye 🙏🏾!" He said "I thought you died while you were trying to keep the liberals from getting in the White House 🏠!"

Donald got up ☝☝ and pulled Kanye 🙏🏾 into a passionate embrace "I missed you!"

Kanye 🙏🏾 hugged him back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ "I missed you too Donny" he said.

"How 🤔 did you survive?" asked Donald

"They were strong 💪💪💪, but I was faster stronger and better" Replied Kanye 🙏🏾.

Donald backed away and a single tear streamed down ⬇⬇ his face 😀😀😀. Kanye 🙏🏾 wiped the tear away and smiled. Donald smiled bac This🙇🏾🐻🐐🐐🌊 ⬆ ⬆ path🔁 Bite soul Okay◻️🍰 👌👌👌🔁 👌🌊🌊 No🍳💯 😣🙎🏽🎤 😣😣😣👱🏾😎🔁❤ ❌no❌ For🐻 example Papa🎻 📞phone📞📞 Torah🐻🎤🌊🎤 Yes 👍👍🌌🔳🍇🎓😎🏄🏾 👍👍👍,🎓 it🇮🇹❤ will🅰😠💳 work💼. (d)🎤🐻🐐 If🏄🏾 I👉🏾🎓🌊 open😃 🇮🇹it🇮🇹,💝🌊💯😎 I love😻👼🏼💯 you.🌊 Tell🔁 🗣⬛️🍙🍑🌊 🗣📟🆎 me (oh)😎 Mind🚲👩🏾😎🎓🐝 🤯 🤯🤯🚯 and🐰 soul give🌔👏🏽👈🏄🏾 to⚫️ me School🔭🎓 🎓🎓👐🎓 🎓🎓🎓 (n)🎤🏄🏾😎🌊 Yes👫 👍👍 👍👍, I👂🏿🌊 will😰⚽️💤🌊 do😎🐝🐝 it🇮🇹🇮🇹🎤🔁 🇮🇹🐐❤ well. About💃🏽🔙🏄🏾🐝🎓🏄🏾 me🌊 You🎋 can