same 👏 happened 👏🏻 to 👏🏼 me 👏🏾 the 👏🏻 other 👏 day, 👏🏻 my 👏 4 👏🏾 year 👏🏽 old 👏 girl 👏🏽 stopped 👏🏽 half 👏 way 👏 through 👏🏼 translating 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 entirety 👏🏼 of 👏🏾 Homer's 👏 Iliad 👏🏿 and 👏🏻 Odyssey 👏🏼 into 👏🏾 Mandarin 👏🏽 and 👏🏼 Linear 👏 A 👏🏽 Minoan. 👏🏽 He 👏🏿 stood 👏🏿 up 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 asked 👏🏽 me 👏🏿 "Why 👏🏾 white 👏🏽 person 👏 think 👏🏻 brown 👏🏿 person 👏🏿 not 👏🏿 good?", 👏 I 👏 was 👏 stunned. 👏🏿 I 👏🏿 don't 👏🏼 want 👏🏾 to 👏🏾 live 👏🏼 in 👏🏾 a 👏🏽 country 👏🏿 where 👏 my 👏🏼 gender 👏🏻 non-specific 👏🏼 offspring 👏🏾 would 👏🏽 ask 👏🏻 me 👏🏾 such 👏🏼 a 👏🏽 question. 👏🏻 I 👏 looked 👏🏻 across 👏🏼 the 👏🏾 waiting 👏🏽 room 👏🏽 of 👏🏻 the 👏🏼 Gender 👏🏼 Reassignment 👏🏾 Clinic 👏🏻 and 👏 seen 👏 a 👏 cis 👏 white 👏 man 👏🏻 wearing 👏🏼 a 👏🏾 vaguely 👏 reddish 👏🏼 hat, 👏🏾 I 👏🏻 marched 👏🏽 over 👏 to 👏 him 👏🏻 and 👏🏿 called 👏 him 👏🏻 a 👏🏽 "Genocidal 👏🏽 fascist 👏🏻 Islamophobic 👏 rapist 👏🏻 pig 👏 Nazi 👏🏼 Hitler", 👏🏽 his 👏🏻 vile 👏🏾 hat 👏🏾 evaporated 👏🏾 into 👏🏼 dust 👏🏻 and 👏 the 👏🏼 man 👏 fell 👏🏾 to 👏🏿 his 👏🏼 knees 👏🏻 and 👏 begged 👏 me 👏🏼 for 👏🏾 forgiveness. 👏🏿 I 👏🏽 ignored 👏 his 👏🏼 tearful 👏🏿 pleas 👏🏿 for 👏🏽 mercy 👏 and 👏🏾 slit 👏🏾 his 👏🏿 throat 👏🏿 in 👏🏼 front 👏🏻 of 👏🏽 his 👏🏽 cowering 👏 family. 👏 The 👏🏽 entire 👏🏿 population 👏🏼 past 👏🏾 and 👏🏼 present 👏🏽 of 👏 the 👏 planet 👏🏻 Earth 👏🏿 erupted 👏🏻 in 👏🏿 applause, 👏🏿 the 👏🏿 resulting 👏🏾 reverberations 👏 of 👏🏿 the 👏 cacophony 👏🏽 echoed 👏🏼 around 👏🏿 the 👏🏽 earths 👏🏽 crust 👏🏾 with 👏🏻 such 👏🏾 severity 👏🏿 that 👏🏿 it 👏🏿 ruptured 👏🏽 the 👏🏻 tenuous 👏🏼 stability 👏🏼 of 👏🏻 the 👏🏽 Yellowstone 👏🏽 Park 👏🏽 super 👏🏾 volcano 👏🏽 which 👏🏼 ushered 👏🏿 forth 👏🏾 tidal 👏🏻 waves 👏🏼 of 👏🏿 molten 👏🏾 magma 👏🏽 that 👏🏽 utterly 👏🏼 annihilated 👏🏾 Trump's 👏🏾 America. 👏
