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2018-11-12 15:33:40 UTC  

&pasta same happened to me the other day, my 4 year old girl stopped half way through translating the entirety of Homer's Iliad and Odyssey into Mandarin and Linear A Minoan. He stood up and asked me "Why white person think brown person not good?", I was stunned. I don't want to live in a country where my gender non-specific offspring would ask me such a question. I looked across the waiting room of the Gender Reassignment Clinic and seen a cis white man wearing a vaguely reddish hat, I marched over to him and called him a "Genocidal fascist Islamophobic rapist pig Nazi Hitler", his vile hat evaporated into dust and the man fell to his knees and begged me for forgiveness. I ignored his tearful pleas for mercy and slit his throat in front of his cowering family. The entire population past and present of the planet Earth erupted in applause, the resulting reverberations of the cacophony echoed around the earths crust with such severity that it ruptured the tenuous stability of the Yellowstone Park super volcano which ushered forth tidal waves of molten magma that utterly annihilated Trump's America.

2018-11-12 15:33:41 UTC  

same ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž happened to me โ™‚๐Ÿ™‡ the ๐Ÿ‘ถ other ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ’ฐ day, ๐Ÿ™ my 4 ๐Ÿ’ฆ year ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“… old girl ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฑ stopped half โšฐ way โ†•๐Ÿ‘‰ through โ–ถ translating the ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŒ entirety ๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ Homer's Iliad and Odyssey into ๐Ÿ‘‰ Mandarin and ๐Ÿ—ฃ Linear A ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ Minoan. He โ˜ stood ๐Ÿ™‹ up โŒ and โž• asked โ™‚ me ๐Ÿ‘‰ "Why ๐Ÿ‘ง white โฌœ person ๐Ÿ™† think ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ brown ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ person โ™‚๐Ÿ™Œ not good?", ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘จ was ๐Ÿ‘ stunned. ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’• don't want ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ท to live ๐Ÿšซ in ๐Ÿ˜› a ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”ฌ country where ๐Ÿ˜พ my ๐Ÿ‘จ gender non-specific ๐Ÿ† offspring would โšฐ๐Ÿ˜œ ask me such ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ a question. โ“๐Ÿ”ต I looked ๐Ÿ‘„ across ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ’ช waiting โŒš room ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ญ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ the ๐Ÿš‘ Gender โ™ป Reassignment Clinic and ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ seen ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ a ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Œ cis white ๐Ÿ’ฎ man ๐Ÿƒ wearing ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™ a vaguely reddish hat, I ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘ marched over ๐Ÿ˜ to him โ™€ and ๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ˜ฉ called โบ๐Ÿ“ž him a "Genocidal fascist ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž Islamophobic rapist pig ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nazi ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ค Hitler", ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ‘จ his ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’ฆ vile ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข hat ๐Ÿ…ฑ evaporated into ๐Ÿ dust and the ๐Ÿ‘ฆ man fell to his ๐Ÿ’ฐ knees ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฎ begged ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘€ me for forgiveness. I ignored his ๐Ÿ‘€ tearful ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข pleas for โŒ› mercy ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ and slit his ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘ throat in ๐Ÿšญ๐Ÿ‘‡ front of ๐Ÿ‘จ his cowering family. ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ‘ง The entire population past and present ๐ŸŽ€ of ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ planet Earth erupted in applause, the resulting reverberations of ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ™… cacophony echoed around ๐Ÿ’ฟ the earths crust with ๐Ÿ‘€ such severity that it ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿšฐ ruptured the ๐Ÿ‘ tenuous stability ๐Ÿ‘Œ of ๐Ÿ‘„ the ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฆ Yellowstone Park ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒฒ super ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’ข volcano which ushered forth ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ tidal waves of ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฆ molten magma that utterly ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„ annihilated Trump's ๐Ÿคน๐ŸŽบ America. ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ—ฝ

2018-11-12 15:33:41 UTC  

Im genuinely concerned

2018-11-12 15:33:46 UTC  

L

2018-11-12 15:33:52 UTC  

Well

2018-11-12 15:34:00 UTC  

Im scared

2018-11-12 15:34:03 UTC  

This meme was cool and all, But I'm done. Have fun people.

2018-11-12 15:34:10 UTC  

Definitely the most cancerous thing we've ever done

2018-11-12 15:34:10 UTC  

This is getting worse.

2018-11-12 15:34:13 UTC  

*ruger no*

2018-11-12 15:34:18 UTC  

Well this is fucking awful

2018-11-12 15:34:23 UTC  

The fucking skat fest was worst

2018-11-12 15:34:25 UTC  

I love it

2018-11-12 15:34:28 UTC  

&pasta ruger no

2018-11-12 15:34:28 UTC  

ruger no ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-11-12 15:34:44 UTC  

Ok that seems pornographic and I don't like it

2018-11-12 15:34:58 UTC  

&pasta Ok that seems pornographic and I don't like it

2018-11-12 15:34:58 UTC  

Ok that ๐Ÿ‘ฃ seems ๐Ÿ‘€ pornographic and I ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿšซ like ๐Ÿ‘Œ it โ“๐Ÿ˜ 

2018-11-12 15:35:04 UTC  

same ๐Ÿ‘ happened ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ me ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป other ๐Ÿ‘ day, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป my ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ year ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ old ๐Ÿ‘ girl ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ stopped ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ half ๐Ÿ‘ way ๐Ÿ‘ through ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ translating ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ entirety ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Homer's ๐Ÿ‘ Iliad ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Odyssey ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ into ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Mandarin ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Linear ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ Minoan. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ He ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ stood ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ up ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ asked ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ me ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ "Why ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ white ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ person ๐Ÿ‘ think ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป brown ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ person ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ not ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ good?", ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ stunned. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ don't ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ want ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ live ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ country ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ where ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ gender ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป non-specific ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ offspring ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ would ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ ask ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป me ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ such ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ question. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I ๐Ÿ‘ looked ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป across ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ waiting ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ room ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Gender ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Reassignment ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Clinic ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป and ๐Ÿ‘ seen ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ cis ๐Ÿ‘ white ๐Ÿ‘ man ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป wearing ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ vaguely ๐Ÿ‘ reddish ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ hat, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป marched ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ over ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ him ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ called ๐Ÿ‘ him ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ "Genocidal ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ fascist ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Islamophobic ๐Ÿ‘ rapist ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป pig ๐Ÿ‘ Nazi ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Hitler", ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ his ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป vile ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ hat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ evaporated ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ into ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ dust ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป and ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ man ๐Ÿ‘ fell ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ his ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ knees ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป and ๐Ÿ‘ begged ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ forgiveness. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ ignored ๐Ÿ‘ his ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ tearful ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ pleas ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ mercy ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ slit ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ his ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ throat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ front ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ his ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ cowering ๐Ÿ‘ family. ๐Ÿ‘ The ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ entire ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ population ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ past ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ present ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ of ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ planet ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Earth ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ erupted ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ applause, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ resulting ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ reverberations ๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ the ๐Ÿ‘ cacophony ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ echoed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ around ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ earths ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ crust ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป such ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ severity ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ that ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ ruptured ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป tenuous ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ stability ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ Yellowstone ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ Park ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ super ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ volcano ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ which ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ ushered ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ forth ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ tidal ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป waves ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ molten ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ magma ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ that ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ utterly ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ annihilated ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Trump's ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ America. ๐Ÿ‘

2018-11-12 15:35:09 UTC  

It only gets worse from here - emojibot 2018

2018-11-12 15:35:18 UTC  

It ๐Ÿ‘ only ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ gets ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ worse ๐Ÿ‘ from ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ here ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป - ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ emojibot ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ 2018 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

2018-11-12 15:35:19 UTC  

That is very true. At this point I would not be surprised if the secret police recorded themselves doing Fortnite dances.

2018-11-12 15:35:31 UTC  

Oh ffs ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-11-12 15:35:45 UTC  

Oh god

2018-11-12 15:35:47 UTC  

Hold on can you do the captain vor speech

2018-11-12 15:35:48 UTC  

there's a bot now

2018-11-12 15:35:51 UTC  

lol

2018-11-12 15:35:56 UTC  

@Emojipasta-Bot Power to you brother

2018-11-12 15:36:04 UTC  

Ok well I'm gonna get in the shower, have fun you terrible people