I will

If I can hear your lips smacking and saliva mushing around I will hit you with a claw hammer

people who eat chocolate loudly are the worst

and if you can see it in their mouths

My father eating soup has got to be the most disgusting noise this world has to offer.

you prolly wouldnt tbh

I could vomit

People who speak in public are the worst

Slurping too

Yeah don't say hi to me on the street

people who speak in public? Londoner detected

People who don't mind their own fucking business should be shot.

Unless I'm fucking burning shit, keep your mouth shut.

imagine being that socially inept that people saying hi to you on the street is offensive

I have no problem with people slurping if its tea, otherwise fuck off

That slurp is acceptable considering how hot tea is.

Nah bruh just don't slurp

I can ignore the sound but nigga if I have to see this

I am not happy

just drink it or don't

Eww

Hot beverages are the only thing you should slurp on

Fuck off with that shit.

Slurping while eating noodles is an asian thing

And I mean roasting

eat your scat with your mouth closed

exactly

degenerates

Miguel slurps his noodles

I'd rather get spit on than sit with that shit

idk i can understand that if someone doesnt have noodles often

Let your food cool and you won't have to slurp

I’ve been doing this shit for three years and I’m still learning neat tips and tricks

but it tastes better if it burns your mouth

or am I weird?

I like tea when it burns my mouth

same with noodles

No thank you

idk i like it at a certain temp but not burning

i hate when i burn my mouth

No. Everything should burn your mouth