Where am i?

Is this even real?

Awww

There is no sleep

Still not sure if i stepped into the wrong neighborhood

uh oh

Scat chat 😄

Apparently this is excatly the right neighborhood

Scat? DEUS VULT

Crusade? More like a Scatsade

I work as a nurse. I have to change adult diapers. Scat bombs cannot harm me

I have no rights.

Gay is the way

How about more dick pics?

WOT

Should i make a cup of tea?

Hmmmmm

Hitler was a sensitive man

Internet cannot give me cancer. Living in Finland has already done that

That is not how you spell it

It is "Mitä vittua?" see the difference?

I think i am in love

I have relatively long nails.

But then again, i might be infected with the gay

So...we would shit at the same time as we fish?

Hey. Take off the pants, walk into a lake and start fishing. No poop burying needed

I basicly have the physique of a walrus so catching fish without any gear should be easy

Yes

Indeed

MY hometown has burned down nine times in its history

Nothing much

Finland is basicly naked, drunk people hitting each other with birch logs

A regular day for me

I like bears

Hey

My country did produce the greatest sniper ever

I mean. Helsinki is filled with snobs

I live in a town that is considered to be full of rude assholes even by the standards of other finns

No.

Pori.

Oh dear

I guess i will have to fish all by myself then

Karhu is shit!

They dont make it in Pori anymore

As soon as they stopped making Karhu in Pori it instantly became shit

Karhu is a brand of Finnish beer

Try Koskenkorva. It's grain alcohol

Koskenkorva is so neautral and goes down easy

Karhu used to be great

But then they stopped making it where it was invented

Karhu is beer from finland. The name translates to "Bear"

While Koskenkorva is grain alcohol from finland. Kinda like vodka but not anything like vodka

BYE!

Nordic people are weird

I dont sing. I dont play musical instruments. I lift.

Why is the topic here about singing like girly men?

Fair enough

I am not gay because i like anime. I am not gay because i sometimes wear pink shirts. I am gay because i fucking love cock

I dont really understand the appeal in feminine men

I mean. the dom/sub dynamic works pretty well with muscular, burly men too

I find masculine men attractive. Is that gay?

dicks

I dont wear dresses often either

I have rights. Just not here.

lolz

Oh well

No talking in vc 😄

I like turtles

What's a Gary?

lol

God loves you all.

Just got home from work

I suppose you bums would not know anything about work

I did a 12 hour shift at work

I feel a bit tired

I wish i had done that

Shit

I should have been there

With my muscle wizard

I've oplayed a wizard with 18 strenght

He used a battleaxe as a spell focus

I mean, it was not an optimized character by any means but that was not really the point

My character was nicknamed both "Gandalf the barbarian" and "Conan the wizardd"

Make a simple character. Do not even think ab out multi classing

I hav e to admit something

My muscle wizard was a multiclass

Wizard 10/fighter1

I just wanted the proficient with weapons 😄

I used a weapon that was statwise a battleaxe

Basicly it was a staff so i could use it as a nifty spell focus so i would not have to mess around with spell components. Only, instead of a crystal or a sphere os something it had an axe-blade at the end

I sometime feel like i have played too much of d&d

d&d is gay? That must be why i like it then

there is also roll20

A browser based system to play d&d with

Worrying avbout unbalanced die is half the fun thought

Fuck the gays

Literally

My point excatly

❤

Can't we just talk about anal?