And have enough muscle to properly perform my job

You see it all the time here big strong trade working dudes with huge fucking guts cause they're at the fucking Wendy's every day for lunch.

I actually don't like pig

They're strong as fuck but are going to die of a heart attack anyways.

I eat mostly fish

And not those fat river fish

Sea fish

Sea fish aren't actually that good for you due to the mercury levels.

I know

Tuna in particular is fucking bad for you.

It's mostly taste why I eat fish

I got a genius idea:

Like it with lemon

North Korean K-pop

Well there it is folks.

@sweatercowsandsass look at the fluff

The dumbest fucking thing typed tonight.

North Korean 1D

I also eat a shit ton of rice

With spice

Just shower thoughts though

Rice is heavy on carbs. Watch the rice.

Ye

Never underestimate the taste potential of plain rice with fresh lemon.

Rice with rosemary.

I'm not working on becoming less fat as much as I am turning what fat I have into muscle, I don't have those ugly ass beer guts yet

Poor mans dish

Never said I wasn't a poor man.

Oh it's fucking outstanding. Some fish on rice with lemon.

Oh yes

Shut the fuck up you live in the desert you don't even know what a fish is.

Spicy rice with some fish

Nigger we have two big rivers

We invented fishing

And farming

Fuck off

Wigger

Yo who the fuck cooks baguettes

Fuck your sun god