Message from @The Flying Dutchman

Discord ID: 512990936318476299


2018-11-16 14:01:20 UTC  

I had a fucking chemistry test today

2018-11-16 14:01:26 UTC  

@Octavia my parents did it too, between the 2 of them i'm 60% scottish, 20% baltic, 19% eastern european an like 1% finnish

2018-11-16 14:01:29 UTC  

I was like 70% Scandinavian 20% Irish and the rest was various European

2018-11-16 14:01:33 UTC  

yes ma'am

2018-11-16 14:01:37 UTC  

@Uksio None, I was a mute. English was first, though.

2018-11-16 14:02:01 UTC  

@Potato Man that's pretty cool actually, your more Scottish then I am Lithuanian

2018-11-16 14:02:06 UTC  

Oh dear, that's tough.

2018-11-16 14:02:09 UTC  

I have idea what my origins are

2018-11-16 14:02:11 UTC  

@everyone ayy lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512990773302788107/1511726105356.png

2018-11-16 14:02:17 UTC  

Lmao.

2018-11-16 14:02:23 UTC  

Hafez al-Assad!

2018-11-16 14:02:23 UTC  

just dont mention the 1% Finnish and yer golden @Potato Man

2018-11-16 14:02:26 UTC  

My family are fairly recent additions to the American paradigm tho

2018-11-16 14:02:27 UTC  

@Octavia my great grandad is Luthuanian apparently

2018-11-16 14:02:29 UTC  

@Deleted User Your gran plays left back for saint Johnstone

2018-11-16 14:02:34 UTC  

Pretty sure I'm 100% natural from my country

2018-11-16 14:02:37 UTC  

No always mention the 1% Finnish.

2018-11-16 14:02:43 UTC  

Just say Benis.

2018-11-16 14:02:49 UTC  

They make good guns

2018-11-16 14:02:50 UTC  

benis?

2018-11-16 14:02:51 UTC  

:))

2018-11-16 14:02:53 UTC  

@Mandy ehh it's in the margin of error 😂

2018-11-16 14:02:53 UTC  

Freaked the hell out of my class when I randomly laughed at someone's joke. Think they just assumed I was autistic.

2018-11-16 14:03:01 UTC  

heh

2018-11-16 14:03:06 UTC  

you'd think it's a scam targeted at the latest trend

2018-11-16 14:03:11 UTC  

@Deleted User you're the defition of a wombles right arm

2018-11-16 14:03:16 UTC  

n*

2018-11-16 14:03:21 UTC  

@Tea ye've got a arse like a infected stab wound

2018-11-16 14:03:37 UTC  

@Potato Man my dad side was pure Lithuanian until he met my mom so that's how I got it so high

2018-11-16 14:03:43 UTC  

@Deleted User You've nae muscles oan yer arms come to think of it ya fucking droopy soldier

2018-11-16 14:03:45 UTC  

Genetic variation plays a big role in attracting women. Don’t forget that menfolk

2018-11-16 14:04:13 UTC  

Be attractive and genetically varied to the women.

2018-11-16 14:04:19 UTC  

@Tea fuck up ye dip yer elbows in custard ya dribbler

2018-11-16 14:04:19 UTC  

@Deleted User i've seen grandmothers who jerk off better than you


Wait

2018-11-16 14:04:21 UTC  

@Octavia amen yo! I've been thinkin about heading out there and Romania at some point

2018-11-16 14:04:23 UTC  

@Deleted User You jumping about with a La Coq sportif trackie with a chippie bag stapled on for a hoodie

2018-11-16 14:04:55 UTC  

@Tea yer maw rolls her aen tampax

2018-11-16 14:05:05 UTC  

Gimps.

2018-11-16 14:05:11 UTC  

@Deleted User fuck up mate, you're a coat hanger to me

2018-11-16 14:05:15 UTC  

@Dino fuck u whitey