It tastes like veal but chewier

Long pig came from New Guinea

So I've heard

Where they eat people cerimonially

that's what i understood^

And get kuru because they eat the brains like tards

I've heard veal or pork, the truth is probably between the two

it's also fitting considering in our base state we're very close to pigs on the food web

Humans are apex predators tho

we arent

not in our "base state"

we just know how to use tools

well we are able to be amazing

as you can see

we have no defensive mechanisms or any offense at all

Even though humans with very basic tools wiped out most megafauna every time they moved to a new continent

not to mention how long the shit period is for strength

we're fleshy, slow, and weak

I have two defence mechanisms

Yes, it's called throwing, running, and intelligence

you got like 15 years before they are even useful

That's common among K specials

We masturbate to porn involving poop, there's nothing apex about us

they are a down right hinderance for the first 3-4 years

we have super long weaning times

^^

worthless

and?

also our child bearing is less effective

Horses however

its much more dangerous

Can never go wrong with a good horse

They grow quickly

Horses are p. stupid though

They taste alright

Yes

They're good animals

And there a good fuck

Dumb as shit but good

Theyre*

Wait what