Tea finna be gay coffee

I'll come next week.

Not that i want to see you

Coat goes to redding to wank off trannies.

I got people of my own

whos giving a tranny a jerk?

@Epicly Sad Cat salad listen here, punk. When you're in the bath does your hair get wet

Don't meet whities

And a finnish dude

You slag.

I'm sound as fuck.

Might be axe murderers

^

No, i spray it down with flex seal

I can never be sure

Coat I'd hook you right up with a fat blakc lad.

Dont meet scats

Coats, we need to go for lunch

Might be knife murderers

What says I'm not an axe murder?

Or a pyromaniac?

Dino you're a clothes peg with confidence issues

Fuck up

I was scared cow might be an axe murderer when I first went to meet him ngl

pfft, axe murderers. I'm a suicide vest person.

Oh I could lots of thing.

Dino. Dinnae lad.

@Dino you *are* a pyromaniac tho.

A pyromaniac who could set you on fire.

@Dino are you gay though?

Not from over there you can't

Coats I've not got a scooby around Manchester like.

Cannae fucking leave the house with a lighter without the rozzas eating my arse

Manc is big

It would cost me less then 100 euro to fly to manchester.

@Tea aye look cow's coming up first weekend of december, you wanna come have a drink?

Big place

Work is bori g

@Dino where you at in the world?

Ireland fam.

@Banana Man mate dinnae. I got pulled for having a glass in my hand