at least you werent 4 hours early

No but I'm sure you're going to tell me.

morning

Because I'm about to go sleep and the fucking misses has her pure turbine with afterburners on to do her crows nest she calls hair

And does it for 30 minutes

close the door

less noise

Hahaha.

condolences

youve no heard this thing, im going to dunt her

have you tried unplugging it and saying 'it doesn't make it better anyway'

Shave her head.

i got 2 sisters i know what that earape sounds like

Gee her a stiff right

Get rid of her

why is she doing it before bed anyway

She'd knock me out in my sleep with her pure stilletto

I do not like boy vaginas

got scars on my nut from her

hair dries curly if it dries slowly

Haha

deserved for choking a dog you shit

wee bit of advice

Purple is a beast color

dont be with the woman

just sex her

like, hairdryers are really bad for hair

Become the woman

am no a trap

@ThatOneNiceGuy Your name is hot pink btw

thats a trap

OK I'll just sex her. What's her number?

you're welcome to her like

does my nut in

@Tailed Feature the mad shagger

why don't you just leave man

I definitely knew that I was just saying purple is great

million other girls just as crazy

Tea can't leave the children

oh

A ken i cannae