hospital

^

Like asap

thats not dark blood

Don't be a pussy

means you are actively bleeding

^

Its just a case of the man period

or you ate so much beetroot you are not only pissing red your are shitting it

I'm okay, just hemorrhoids

yeah red blood means scoop off to the doctor quickly

tampon in pooper > doctor

^

oh, you left that out. then the blood becomes less of a mystery and more just figure out how to minimize it

@Gog also don't know how well that one would work

Doctor I'm bleeding out my arse

@Octavia mornin

Probably still go to doctor. That’s how you get sepsis

@Octavia you never know unless you try

did you stand up without wiping you filth?

I ate a lot of cheese

mood

when i drink a lot of dark grape juice or (or an absolute shitload of red wine) my shit turns black

very confusing because bleeding in the upper digestive system also turns shit black

That’s her.

thicc

Ya she is hot

V hot

black belt

Who is this?

Can she cook?

Asking the real questions here^

I heard she can

woah - keeper

She made me n my wife’s wedding cake so I’m positive she can lol

id hit it even if she cant cook toast

oops

@Hammond_of_Texas morning, just saw the ping

And very nice @Papa Bear

Morning

Mornin