Lamp speaks the gospel

Pure lettuce sweating like a pedo in a nursery

In a dodgy fridge all day

keep that like

Tesco has the least offensive tasting meal deals

Nah

Morrisons is too trash

Morrisons

Is trash

The chicken is clearly frozen

fuck Morrisons

Chickens always frozen

bruv

they have some fucking wierd pastas

that has like cheese

and it tasted like plastic

But like still defrosting in the bread

Pastas are shite tastes like metal

holy shit this @F1NN does minecraft videos

Nice observation, Watson,

Never liked buying cold pasta

cheers you fat cunt

Leon I'll slap the taste out your mooth

@leon fuck up mongo

who r u talking 2

better not be me

you, you doss cunt

ill have you mate

come down fucking smevik

Pfffft

ask for danny g

I'll come down like

Danny g

think I've no been offered a square go off some pikey before

What a gimpy name

Danny Gay?

gypsies are fucking annoying as fuck

Danny gapes?

danny g sounds like a low level weed dealer.

Apples and grapes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5eq88-gGo