plenty

not enough

@sweatercowsandsass mate I’ll trade the rockband mic for the mongo boot

Ffs internet fuckin send

flesh for nails

Nah

mongo boot is holy grail

like aztec gold

i saw something about a guy saying "wait, i thought you were a girl"?, in my experience on disocord, that indicates someone had some unrealistic expectations.

@coattailsandbowties oh no really? I suppose I better dump my 23 internet girlfriends then cause they might be catfishes

foreskin for normal skin

whats a mongo boot

Rockband mic is unholy relic mate

ben youll be meeting it soon

@CheekyOGNutZach you can fuck off, my mongo boot is SACRED

in your plectrum

you pluke master

Well

Would you like me to show you all the mongo boot?

@sweatercowsandsass pah only 23 what are you a virgin?

That’s me telt

Since theres whiteys that dont know

Tuned

I got ***26***

@coattailsandbowties yes :(

half of your fuckinf dictionary i dont understand because im a mong when it comes to english @Tea

Havent even held hands before

nah

yer just a mong

rofl

thats why i say thx when people correct me

fuck off cunt i aint a mong in general

Sharia law is good

What you talking about *even*? Holding hands is *way* more degenerate than sex @sweatercowsandsass

im decent

LOW TIER BAIT @Norwegian Dude

WHAT!?

or more

10 of my internet gfs lied to me then

Bait?

@Tea and you still took it