Sudocrem smells nice

I smear it on a bagel

Ats mingin Tea

Actual kys

dinnae I dae it for a dare

All about that nivea on toast mate

done*

Mate I want nutella and toast now

Someone said shitebag

I did it

@sweatercowsandsass dummies are actually so bad for teeth, when we had a full set of teeth our mam took that shit away

Scranned a tin of pedigree for £100 before tae

I want coffee and a fat spliff

Right well am saying shitebag again, I want video evidence @Tea

But work

I'll dae it

I teethed fairly early too

dinnae Nicolle

Worst I've done for money is let my mate boot me in the balls

@CheekyOGNutZachi hear you, I was so tempted to take a bong before work but I know I'd sit on the train paranoid as fuck 😂

@Hezbollah Agent W H Y

Not too bad

Did you go doon Aiden

£40

aye

Id dae it for 40

but £40 tho

40s 40

You're fucking nutters

That’s 2 days of ganj

I snorted washing up liquid for £60 before

WHAT

I've snorted Daz

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

Never again

Was sneezing bubbles for 3 hours

was in my nose for two week

no even lying

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELVES

@coattailsandbowties

Coats