With a razor sharp edge?

tfw you don't have a big tiddy Pepsi gf

Yeah it’s fucking hot

Dub you aright man

That like it would hurt

I’ll never look at a sofa can the same way again

soda*

Anything is a fleshlight if youre brave enough

Facts

*faps* FUCK that coke bottle, too intense

Ever tried putting something in your dick hole?

@DUB3R5 https://youtu.be/83cEA0vL1vE

A 7 inch paint brush

Bottles are for chumps we about that can life

That better curves though

https://youtu.be/fAcPhAtVKQ0

curves

Ig

I get horny every time I see the top of a soda can now

Lol

Thinking of Diet Pepsi’s women’s pretty little mouth

No teeth

Or ears

Or eyes

Hello

Are you okay?

Basically amputee porn

Evening tailed.

<@&498259609316884520> <@&418479903571443713> <@&473111631946317824> Know your place

And evening everyone

The real commercials are genuinely terrifying tbh. He can’t talk he just hisses

I can imagine that some people find potholes attractive at he end of November.

Evening.

LOL

fuck sake.

Or the curves on a rolled up toothpaste tube, you know?

Ak where do you even find these things

Tea scroll up and watch Pepsi women

Potholes are my fetish.

Have you seen that untame ruggedness?

I’m not surprised with you lack of taste, Tailed.