Cardboard pizza

@Red Pulsating Rod right. Who asked your opinion you fucking pluke master

That pizza is softer than a child’s skull

@Tea I'll actually pour you down a fucking drain

Holy frick vegans

Yeah because I’m hired as part of a franchise I only get the discount on collection and within our franchise, shitty but I’ll take it

i wonder if dankula is snorting coke off sargons tits yet

Spent the first month working there never paying for pizza

@Dazzie ayyyyyyy did you get too drunk off gamer girl pee and forget about us?

@Cow understandable you could just not work there and turn up to a random and be like “aye discount pls”

@Cow what's your favourite set up of pizza

Veggie supreme is peng

Fuck that.

What a difficult question

yuck

Garlic butter and pizza sauce base, extra cheese, beef, bacon, jollies, onions.

Mmm.

now I’m hard

Is Peng mean like tidy coats

Aye

I get to experiment with toppings all the time

Basically london slang equivalent.

I'm going to try your set up.

Extra cheese on pizza is always amazing

*Veggie Supreme*

@coattailsandbowties cows a roadman

Barely.

Man don't care about all that.

Please stop.

lol

I don’t really speak like that around her

And fucking good

I have done though, it’s funny

Shit I don't speak like this around people in general

Nah, I know. I've no got a clue just heard it before.

The ting go SKKKKKRAAAAA

PAK PAK PAK

SKRRRREEEE PAK PAK

i want the ring to skraaaa against my forehead

DOUT DOUT DOURRRRLL DOME

LOOK AT YOUR NOSE FAM.