I nap

oooooft

nap is a good plan in that situation

I had to wait until mum got home to do the meter

"why didn't you light the fire?!"

Where do you live

Nigga you never naught me

The 1800s

I live in rural Scotland so yep

My house was built in the 1800s so double yep

....lighting a fire isn't hard, and I'm a city gal.

I can never do it right

use a lighter

kitchen roll.

that's the secret

Lighting a fire isn’t hard, and they guy in the cage can’t put it out

We have paper and kindling I'm just fucking dumb

well you said it not me

Shaddap Niko syrup mouth ass hairy ass niggas

how can you fail if all the stuff is there

If literal tards can light fires you can do it too

Only Sargon would pick a venue with so many guys on electric scooters round

fuck it I can strip a log to kindling and I've never lit a fireplace in my life

@Eddie kilt nigger

It doesn't catch when I do it OK stop bullying me

½

:(

HOW

shes too moist

you make a cone, put the fire in the cone and blow gently into the cone. like magic, there's fire

1/2=½

actually just scrunch up newspaper but a criss cross of kindling on top

wait until lil fire

add big loggo

yes I know

THEN HOW CAN YOU FAIL

IT'S SO BASIC

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

I don't know it just doesn't catch...........

its a fire

chill