Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 515590431833325568


2018-11-23 18:09:51 UTC  

My house was built in the 1800s so double yep

2018-11-23 18:09:53 UTC  

....lighting a fire isn't hard, and I'm a city gal.

2018-11-23 18:10:04 UTC  

I can never do it right

2018-11-23 18:10:07 UTC  

use a lighter

2018-11-23 18:10:21 UTC  

kitchen roll.

2018-11-23 18:10:33 UTC  

that's the secret

2018-11-23 18:10:34 UTC  

Lighting a fire isn’t hard, and they guy in the cage can’t put it out

2018-11-23 18:10:37 UTC  

We have paper and kindling I'm just fucking dumb

2018-11-23 18:10:52 UTC  

well you said it not me

2018-11-23 18:11:08 UTC  

Shaddap Niko syrup mouth ass hairy ass niggas

2018-11-23 18:11:14 UTC  

how can you fail if all the stuff is there

2018-11-23 18:11:19 UTC  

If literal tards can light fires you can do it too

2018-11-23 18:11:28 UTC  

Only Sargon would pick a venue with so many guys on electric scooters round

2018-11-23 18:11:34 UTC  

fuck it I can strip a log to kindling and I've never lit a fireplace in my life

2018-11-23 18:11:39 UTC  

@Eddie kilt nigger

2018-11-23 18:11:43 UTC  

It doesn't catch when I do it OK stop bullying me

2018-11-23 18:11:44 UTC  

½

2018-11-23 18:11:46 UTC  

:(

2018-11-23 18:11:48 UTC  

HOW

2018-11-23 18:12:13 UTC  

shes too moist

2018-11-23 18:12:18 UTC  

you make a cone, put the fire in the cone and blow gently into the cone. like magic, there's fire

2018-11-23 18:12:22 UTC  

1/2=½

2018-11-23 18:12:42 UTC  

actually just scrunch up newspaper but a criss cross of kindling on top

2018-11-23 18:12:49 UTC  

wait until lil fire

2018-11-23 18:12:53 UTC  

add big loggo

2018-11-23 18:13:01 UTC  

yes I know

2018-11-23 18:13:07 UTC  

THEN HOW CAN YOU FAIL

2018-11-23 18:13:11 UTC  

IT'S SO BASIC

2018-11-23 18:13:15 UTC  

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

2018-11-23 18:13:16 UTC  

I don't know it just doesn't catch...........

2018-11-23 18:13:25 UTC  

its a fire

2018-11-23 18:13:26 UTC  

chill

2018-11-23 18:13:36 UTC  

I'm so confuuuuuused 😞

2018-11-23 18:13:45 UTC  

Use petrol

2018-11-23 18:13:46 UTC  

Fire talk?

2018-11-23 18:13:48 UTC  

FIRE

2018-11-23 18:13:52 UTC  

no dino

2018-11-23 18:13:55 UTC  

no fire for you

2018-11-23 18:13:56 UTC  

Yes Dino.

2018-11-23 18:14:03 UTC  

Anyway since I couldn't light a fire I took a nap in my jacket with my hood up + blanket

2018-11-23 18:14:04 UTC  

fire smells nice