Message from @Ham Sandwich

Discord ID: 515985560775557130


2018-11-24 20:21:00 UTC  

niggas can do as they please

2018-11-24 20:21:01 UTC  

when you trying to help a dying tribe on an island, and they fire arrows at your AH-64

2018-11-24 20:21:15 UTC  

not just the religious bullshit either, it's the fact those tribes get massively fucked up with illnesses whenever us lot turn up preaching about jesus

2018-11-24 20:21:16 UTC  

let them die

2018-11-24 20:21:17 UTC  

or islam

2018-11-24 20:21:19 UTC  

***fire arrows engulf the village***

2018-11-24 20:21:29 UTC  

if they dun want help then thats just fine for them

2018-11-24 20:21:36 UTC  

leave em be

2018-11-24 20:21:38 UTC  

i think it'd be a good idea to drop a bunch of maps on top of them, just so they know where they are

2018-11-24 20:21:48 UTC  

then they can choose to leave

2018-11-24 20:21:49 UTC  

from an anthrology aspect its super fucking intresting

2018-11-24 20:21:52 UTC  

and pray you're never shipwrecked on an island with them lol

2018-11-24 20:21:56 UTC  

i want to know how the village is set up

2018-11-24 20:22:01 UTC  

maybe we should stun gas the whole island

2018-11-24 20:22:05 UTC  

though I suspect they'd be ok about that if you didn't infect them with BS

2018-11-24 20:22:05 UTC  

then go check it out

2018-11-24 20:22:06 UTC  

and leave

2018-11-24 20:22:09 UTC  

@Leeroy people havebeen shipwrecked there

2018-11-24 20:22:16 UTC  

did they kill them

2018-11-24 20:22:20 UTC  

guessing not

2018-11-24 20:22:24 UTC  

i think they tried

2018-11-24 20:22:31 UTC  

really? welp

2018-11-24 20:22:48 UTC  

either way, desert island discs doesn't cover this shit

2018-11-24 20:22:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/515985681839947777/C38Dndios_Isolados_4.png

2018-11-24 20:22:56 UTC  

fucking brazil

2018-11-24 20:23:03 UTC  

we still have mainland tribes we havent contacted

2018-11-24 20:23:22 UTC  

most arent even islands

2018-11-24 20:23:45 UTC  

aren't there still amazonian tribes out there operating like it's still ww2

2018-11-24 20:23:47 UTC  

How many south american tribesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian

2018-11-24 20:24:01 UTC  

south america has the highest number of uncontacted

2018-11-24 20:24:04 UTC  

because fuck jungles

2018-11-24 20:24:14 UTC  

though I heard a lot of the tribes are usually way more familiar with the outside world than we think

2018-11-24 20:24:20 UTC  

well he has a bow

2018-11-24 20:24:23 UTC  

and they usually score way higher on the happiness index

2018-11-24 20:24:25 UTC  

he learned that from someone

2018-11-24 20:24:30 UTC  

if I had a bow I'd be happy 😦

2018-11-24 20:25:14 UTC  

*Recently contacted. Now about 50 remain uncontacted. Population fell from 800 to 300 in just one year.*

fuck me we arent good for them

2018-11-24 20:25:25 UTC  

you got to think

2018-11-24 20:25:27 UTC  

yeah

2018-11-24 20:25:28 UTC  

they got their own languages

2018-11-24 20:25:28 UTC  

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