“You have a phone don’t you”

you joined this server??

'does no want stalked'

the fuck

<@!517484080804134933> You aren't interesting enough to be stalked

you know if you played it off like english wasn't your first language

I have a phone but it's some shitty one I got for £100 like 2-3 years ago Motorola G5

this spelling errors wouldn't be so bad

Their profiles a fish. Yall takin the bait

What bait

It's just an idiot

The entire point is to hear you talk to prove you're a girl

^

what's a phone? I communicate via smoke signals

"You have an arse. Don't you guys enjoy anal?" -Blizzard

but hey buddy

if your mic is broken

why is it muted?

I mean it's really obvious by this point it's Jimbo on a sock and really commited to the bit

You have a phone lol

@Aya fucking amature all about them carrier pigeons

might as well unmute if it's broken right

Wait, who here isn't American?

“What if I say no”

bird flu kills you slower than inhaling a fire

But you said you *didn't have one* earlier

i'm european @amibeingdetained1488

Not 'oh it's broken'

it's fucking 3:45 am

It's 8:45pm here

there's so much bullshit the only surprising thing would be an ounce of truth

Cool. I'm from South Carolina. Plus I have all my teeth. That's high social status round younder

9:46 where im from

No

@everyone
What is worse??

1. E-Bola?
2. Swine flu?
3. Bird flu?

America, nigger

@Turtle same 8:45 here as well

no idea

Ebola

Swine flu