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thats when yer badis pure jiggin aboot tryna fawk ahin 'at moves

eh

“Your physical strength peaks at around 30, followed by a general decline in muscle mass as you age,”

^

Faggot

shiiiiite

No shite

eh whered ye get that ane fae

You just can't handle it

Back to your cage

boomer.workout.cum

auld cumragggg

I'd slap you about

WHat then

Ooft I'm past my peak then. That's depressing. I never had any muscle mass to begin with.

only hin ur slappin aboot at ur age auld man is yer meat

simmer doon ya wee bacon sarni

Weak patter Hatter

I expected better.

ye cannae hit me we "weak patter" as patter ged

wit are u 16

actually hittin me wee "no u"

cmon ged

At age 25-31

Is physical prime

You're just a salty dog because you're wrong

Pipe

for an auld man in his late 20s you gotta be haein better patter than nae patter

doon

simmer doooooooooooooon auldmannnnnnn

git oot yer rockin chair

come on we'll take yer auld arse doon tae the bingo

they've got senior night on the go the mornin

Bingo is fun

Taxi for sad sack

People who type their local dialect phonetically should be shot on sight.

Ye I agree

Hatter, just because you're a lassie doesn't mean I'll no dismantle you.

It's aids as fuck. I don't talk like that irl lol

Infront of every cunt