I used to throw flat parties until niggers started showing up and shit around my house started disappearing

Lmfao

Lmfao

@T e x R.I.P.

Ketty Chicken > Nando's

Infact who doesnt clean their work surface before they cook chicken... who doesnt use a fucking chopping board for chicken

Sounds like it’s time for a lynchin

@T e x lace it with poison

Salmonella everywhere

^

People asking to get sick

No had a house party in years

Yeah don’t fuck around with cooking chicken

I literally make sure I use a chopping board every time I cook raw chicken

raw meats generally, but especially chicken

Tbh don’t fuck around with cooking anything

Cause I dont fancy salmonella

I like coooking

Neither do I she's a prude Nicolle

Mainly frying

who honestly catches salmonella

Rofl

I eat pussy and I don’t got salmonella

I love pan frying shit

I hate people that put raw meats ont he top fridge shelf

Y’all are bitches

Vegetables and fruit are the only things you should eat raw, and make sure you thoroughly clean those

RAW MEATS GO AT THE BOTTOM WTF

Forgot only betas catch it Tex

How do people not know this

fucking that.

My bad

like draino for your colon salmonella

@sweatercowsandsass that's the thing. I had one of those plastic thin chopping boards from ikea. ***and they used it to make lines***

Raw meats go wherever keep them in plastic lol

not paranoid but I cover my chopping boards in cling film for meat

lmao

@coattailsandbowties and you didnt clean it before you used it?

Idiot

LOL jim

@coattailsandbowties I came home late from a night out once and found that my flatmates had went home early to drink all night but had ran outta booze... when i walked into the living room I found them doing shots of fabric softener...