I don't like half the people I live with when they're drinking, and I like their friends even less.

I dont mind people taking drugs, just as long as it aint in my house

the smell of comic cons...

I’m only willing to take them atm because it beats pain.

Slavery and duels

Hell yes!

Duels!

@sweatercowsandsass not as bad as last year when they were doing ket off the kitchen counters. the same counters I cooked off.

Yeah duels should definitely come back

the incident of ketty chicken shall never be forgotten

@coattailsandbowties aye they should at least used a tray or some shit

mirror

Or fucking clean it afterwards, jeez

I used to throw flat parties until niggers started showing up and shit around my house started disappearing

Lmfao

Lmfao

@T e x R.I.P.

Ketty Chicken > Nando's

Infact who doesnt clean their work surface before they cook chicken... who doesnt use a fucking chopping board for chicken

Sounds like it’s time for a lynchin

@T e x lace it with poison

Salmonella everywhere

^

People asking to get sick

No had a house party in years

Yeah don’t fuck around with cooking chicken

I literally make sure I use a chopping board every time I cook raw chicken

raw meats generally, but especially chicken

Tbh don’t fuck around with cooking anything

Cause I dont fancy salmonella

I like coooking

Neither do I she's a prude Nicolle

Mainly frying

who honestly catches salmonella

Rofl

I eat pussy and I don’t got salmonella

I love pan frying shit

I hate people that put raw meats ont he top fridge shelf

Y’all are bitches

Vegetables and fruit are the only things you should eat raw, and make sure you thoroughly clean those

RAW MEATS GO AT THE BOTTOM WTF