Message from @Cow

Discord ID: 518793147153776640


2018-12-02 14:16:25 UTC  

Why are fenians in love with felines?

They are cataholics

2018-12-02 14:16:49 UTC  

oh for fuck sake

2018-12-02 14:16:50 UTC  

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2018-12-02 14:16:58 UTC  

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2018-12-02 14:17:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/518792752348135434/kys.png

2018-12-02 14:17:19 UTC  

😦

2018-12-02 14:17:29 UTC  

Guess you can put a price on suicide

2018-12-02 14:17:40 UTC  

Now what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/518792878386970625/20180922_183335.jpg

2018-12-02 14:17:45 UTC  

i mean, the picture does just that

2018-12-02 14:17:48 UTC  

pffff

2018-12-02 14:17:50 UTC  

now for the final step

2018-12-02 14:17:53 UTC  

Now add water

2018-12-02 14:17:57 UTC  

i think it would be quite cool to spend $423 on a new bath tub just so you could kill yourself

2018-12-02 14:17:59 UTC  

just add water!

2018-12-02 14:18:00 UTC  

And yourself

2018-12-02 14:18:00 UTC  

Autocorrect, hold on

2018-12-02 14:18:15 UTC  

plug that shit in and take a shower nigga

2018-12-02 14:18:26 UTC  

there are no sockets within reach

2018-12-02 14:18:27 UTC  

i wonder could toaster shower work

2018-12-02 14:18:38 UTC  

I’ll mail you a power cord

2018-12-02 14:18:44 UTC  

I’m gonna say no and get an extension cord

2018-12-02 14:18:54 UTC  

I don't think shower toaster would work

2018-12-02 14:19:02 UTC  

I win, didn't even have to try

2018-12-02 14:19:10 UTC  

would need a pretty strong flow out of it like

2018-12-02 14:19:17 UTC  

heavy gauge

2018-12-02 14:19:25 UTC  

what if I just piss on it

2018-12-02 14:19:30 UTC  

Just grab a hose at that point

2018-12-02 14:19:32 UTC  

Electroshock therapy of the ankles

2018-12-02 14:19:36 UTC  

toasted piss

2018-12-02 14:19:45 UTC  

You'd know @Shmeh

2018-12-02 14:19:50 UTC  

oh

2018-12-02 14:19:51 UTC  

ah

2018-12-02 14:19:52 UTC  

up

2018-12-02 14:19:59 UTC  

@AstroTorch would be like that scene from the green mile, except localised to yer dick

2018-12-02 14:20:06 UTC  

nice

2018-12-02 14:20:11 UTC  

🤢

2018-12-02 14:20:49 UTC  

like when you forget about a sausage on the bbq, and when you turn back the thing is charcoal

2018-12-02 14:20:49 UTC  

P sure that was a thing on 1000 ways to die

2018-12-02 14:20:55 UTC  

LOL

2018-12-02 14:21:33 UTC  

Like Scottish ppl would launch the great delicacy that's haggis

2018-12-02 14:21:42 UTC  

How wouldI know like