tie the belt tighter

Me and my mom are very close. She's awesome.
My father lives on the other end on the US and only asks me what I want for Christmas and birthday.
I love them both but I wish my dad would try harder.

i dont wear belts

Do you fuck her

i have this amazing thing called proper measurement

do an robin williams @Crawfoot

Belts are gay

Just get something the right size

Ffs

exactly

>needing a belt

>not wearing skinny jeans

😐

ok retar

Skinny jeans are for faggots

>not wearing stretchy jeans

Just get fat and you wont need a belt

what are they called

stretchy skinny jeans dont need belts anyways

it's like the jeans which are really elastic?

ye, I have too many pairs of those

and just get fatter if everything is too large?

I wear a belt to hold my Glock

Sweatpants...

no retard

Elastic jeans?

wear suspenders and live your fantasy of being a lumberjack

ye sure idfk

I’ve never heard of elastic jeans

Me neither

i mean, i think i know what he means

over here we just call them jeans with stretch

Yeah those

The 2 heterosexual men here haven’t heard of elastic jeans

they're still jeans

but you can stretch them quite a bit

So therefore that means elastic jeans are probably gay

and they're really form fitting

https://cdn.zando.co.za/p/254775-1835-577452-2-detail.jpg

i want these

Oh