practically conked

@Shut Up Eve Always

@Mandy fuckin maid of honour ya cunt

goddamnit dim

@Mandy You just want the booze 😂

:>

hey today I saw what happens to a mans hand when he puts it in the middle of an oil rig collar

namely his hand gets flattened

i love the smell of scat int he morning while hung over

..

it wasn't fun

I'll be the bridesmaid

health and safety is serious business

@T e x do you drink everyday?

love the smell of a wee bit of quim in the morning

don't fuck up your masturbation hand <:real:437117551089287180>

no just this weekend, I actually blacked out and fell asleep outside on the ground in a sleeping bag.

@Leeroy Can learn to use the other pretty quickly

Nice

@Tea it’s just not the same

At least ye had a sleeping bag

Are we really planning my bridesmaids up in this bitch right now

@CheekyOGNutZach Aye but it would be over months

@Tea you given Obra a go yet? 😃

Shut up eve

What the fuck did i sY when i wasnt paying attention

@FUCK fire you gonnae make me?

@Leeroy I'm actually loving it. It's pretty challenging too.

No

I’m going to say things in a general online chat

I’ll be your bridesmaid

@Tea yeah it's cerebral stuff, glad you're enjoying

@Shut Up Eve You fighting cunts again

Calcified foreskins

Disgusting

@Leeroy Thanks for the recommendation mate.

@olayo you tried to steal my husband why would i do that

@Karpo What's a calcified foreskin