Message from @phantomphd

Discord ID: 519528435001982977


2018-12-04 14:57:26 UTC  

Still beer has a shit ton of carbs if youโ€™re not gonna die from pancreatic damage youโ€™re gonna die from fat

2018-12-04 14:57:33 UTC  

beer guts

2018-12-04 14:57:36 UTC  

beer is food

2018-12-04 14:57:41 UTC  

true

2018-12-04 14:57:45 UTC  

yeah that's like the main reason I don't drink it ๐Ÿ˜…

2018-12-04 14:58:07 UTC  

he thinks "pancreatically inclined" means literally anything, but *I'm* the melt ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-12-04 14:58:15 UTC  

i didn't even know alcohol causes pancreatic damage

2018-12-04 14:58:34 UTC  

pancreas and liver are the main ones, kidneys secondary

2018-12-04 14:58:35 UTC  

considering the liver

2018-12-04 14:59:00 UTC  

also raises risk of cancers like throat/mouth, stomach, intestinal

2018-12-04 14:59:15 UTC  

liver cirrosis is like our national disease

2018-12-04 14:59:19 UTC  

I never heard of mouth cancer

2018-12-04 14:59:34 UTC  

michael douglas had it

2018-12-04 14:59:47 UTC  

or tongue or whatever, he claimed it was because of zeta jones' pussy

2018-12-04 14:59:48 UTC  

gonna have a stoma

2018-12-04 14:59:54 UTC  

@DUB3R5 it happens to people who chew tobacco a lot

2018-12-04 15:00:09 UTC  

Dipski in the lipski

2018-12-04 15:00:10 UTC  

MeH StOmA

2018-12-04 15:00:18 UTC  

I miss grizzly wintergreen

2018-12-04 15:00:31 UTC  

I did chewing tobacco for like a year

2018-12-04 15:00:31 UTC  

Copenhagen mint for me

2018-12-04 15:00:40 UTC  

Mint was for pussys

2018-12-04 15:00:43 UTC  

smh

2018-12-04 15:00:45 UTC  

also wintergreen is decent

2018-12-04 15:00:53 UTC  

i should say koskenkorva but i much prefer laphroaig

2018-12-04 15:01:11 UTC  

Also liked Redman

2018-12-04 15:01:21 UTC  

I hate the smell though

2018-12-04 15:01:24 UTC  

We always chewd tobacco in the locker rooms before wrestling practice

2018-12-04 15:01:26 UTC  

fat penis

2018-12-04 15:01:35 UTC  

yummy

2018-12-04 15:01:43 UTC  

all my sergeants dip

2018-12-04 15:01:48 UTC  

redman is legit, its like buttery tobacco if that makes sense

2018-12-04 15:01:58 UTC  

I might try it

2018-12-04 15:02:03 UTC  

i said something the other day and i fear hatter misunderstood

2018-12-04 15:02:16 UTC  

i can't sleep because of it

2018-12-04 15:02:35 UTC  

what did you say?

2018-12-04 15:02:48 UTC  

laphroaig is beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‹

2018-12-04 15:02:59 UTC  

doesn't matter

2018-12-04 15:03:14 UTC  

>this bot is brutal

2018-12-04 15:03:16 UTC  

never heard of laphroaig

2018-12-04 15:03:23 UTC  

like most of what i say