i don't have money

sad

@Eddie When you say boy do you mean child or boyfriend?

i can give them a sad handjob

She means boyfriend

Oooh

ye

It’s a terrifying thought some people here could have spawn.

if you want a GREAT christmas present you could try anal

I have my works christmas night out tomorrow

No fucking idea what the dress code is tho

@LorneM tea is having a kid

Naw he’s not

Yeah, Teas gonna be a dad

his wife's pregnant?

What

Not even joking

so he is

yeah

he wants a girl

damn

she's preggers

Its not his wife, just his girlfriend

shit

whoops

@Tea Who the fuck did you impregnate

Think they might be engaged

lmao better get married quick

that sounds right

Think hes asleep for work just now Lorne

He does night shifts

He’s gonna have a bastard lmao

he posted quite recently

Did he?

He should be sleeping

Wee dick

yeah, scroll up in chat a bit

I've not been allowed to eat ALL fucking day

also tea does NOT approve of traps

Or drink anything

@Tea aye i am